Sunday, October 30, 2011

A little food for thought, Leftists.....

I found the above picture on the Facebook wall of one of my screaming liberal friends. They found it a clever high-five to their chosen god The Most Exalted Obamessiah. However.... some things need to be clarified.

1. Obama did not kill Osama bin Laden. He just happened to be the ass in the seat when US intelligence finally found him. He gave the go-ahead. It was US Navy SEALs that killed him. Ain't semantics a bitch? But the truth, as they say, shall set you free.

2. Obama did not topple Muammar Khadaffi (I spell it MY way. Get over it). In fact, Obama just flailed his arms around calling for MuMu to step down and told NATO to do it themselves after the first few airstrikes. He at least did that much right by letting NATO do the dirty work for a change instead of just us. The Libyan people toppled Khadaffi with help from the outside world.

3. Didn't screw up a hurricane? PLEASE. He sat on his ass on vacation during the earthquake and into the hurricane, playing golf and eating Wagyu beef, AS USUAL. And to clarify, you're implying that Bush screwed up a hurricane in a back-handed way without saying so in so many words; dude, FEMA is a MANAGEMENT agency that comes in AFTER THE FACT to coordinate the cleanup or relief....if anyone screwed up the EVACUATION (or lack thereof) and the subsequently delayed deployment of the STATE'S National Guard units, it sure as hell wasn't Bush, it was liberal Democrat zipperheads like Governor Kathleen Blanco and Mayor Ray "Chocolate City" Nagin . In fact, Bush declared a state of emergency for selected regions of Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana two days before Katrina made landfall. The day before landfall, Bush urged Blanco to issue mandatory evacuation warnings. If you can blame Bush for anything it would be a badly worded declaration of emergency that failed to include certain coastal parishes but the state should have found that mistake and rectified it quickly instead of sitting on their hands waiting for the Feds to rescue them.

4. Prevented a second Great Depression? Look at the effing economy, stupid, and tell me he's improved it. This, by the way, is the economy he inherited from a DEMOCRAT-CONTROLLED Congress, the same Congress that was in power through the majority of Bush's Presidency. Remember, kids, Congress controls the purse strings.

5. You brought donuts? How sweet of you. Will that heifer you married now swoop in and eat them all whilst telling us that we need to exercise and you tell us to eat our peas?

Now how about we eat some true Food for Thought? Feel free to blow the below graphic up and read the numbers.

And here we have some true Obama Achievements.

And, in general, let's look at a lifetime's worth of liberals controlling major US cities. I say "lifetime" because they took numbers since 1965, which is 4 years before I was born.

That's right, Man Child... you suck. Your Presidency is a disaster. Your policies are a failure. You've undermined and weakened MY country. Your legacy will put you surpassing even Jimmy Carter as the worst President in United States history. Go away. Soon.

Political Divorce Decree

I found this on Facebook and thought it was brilliant...written by a Conservative law student.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.... I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute " Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete.

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.

P. S. S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

Bonus Sunday Comics for 30 October!!!!

I'm in a giving mood for Halloween so have some more comics!!!

There's no way in hell you can tell me that colleges and universities aren't force-feeding a liberal agenda to our kids. This ad is looking for a brainwasher to operate a Soros-funded program....

Sunday Comics for October 30, 2011