I just wanted to give everyone a last-minute update as to the current bids on the rhino turds on eBay. It's 1:00 PM on Sunday and the auctions end in about an hour and a half.
As it stands:
WHITE RHINO--$1,075.00
BLACK RHINO--$780.00
SUMATRAN RHINO--$690.00
INDIAN RHINO $660.00
The projected winner in the Great Turd Battle will be the white rhino. Hooray for white rhinos and white rhino turd lovers worldwide. This is some great shit, I tell ya'. I may have to gold-dip my own scat & sell it.
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