Many of you have probably already seen this one, but I found it uproariously funny. It came to my email courtesy of Guest Blogger Rick, my old Army buddy in Florida.
In Honor of the 44th President of the United States,
Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor,
" Barocky Road "
Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by
Nuts and Flakes.
The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied
as an ingredient.
The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The Cost is $100.00 per scoop.
When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone,
but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind
you.
Thus you are left with an empty wallet, no change, holding an empty cone,
with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.
Now, aren't you feeling stimulated?
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