It seems that Herr Heilige Vater, Pope Benedict the....um....wait I gotta read the numerals again....16th! Yeah, Pope Benedict XVI....has canonized some new saints, among them Saint Barack Obama, despite his still being alive.
Now, in order to become a saint, ordinarily, one must have been dead at least 5 years. They also have to have performed at least two miracles. Saint Obama turned truth into lies and turned democracy into Marxism, all within 9 months.
Also miraculous is that he is mostly worshiped by atheistic Marxists and Liberal Democrats, and that his appeal has also breached the divide between Muslims and non-Muslims.....even Islamic terrorists have been known to chant Obama Akbar before having their wealth redistributed.
All hail Saint Obama, Patron Saint of Bailouts. Amen.
Great job, Steve! Did you notice the pope looked like the evil gremlin, Stripe?
ReplyDeleteI thought that pic of Herr Pope was kinda funny so that's why I chose to snag it & customize it.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, Obama was unable to part the Red Tape.
ReplyDeleteit wasn't enough to poke a sick in the eye of muslims, getting fatwas issued against you, now your fucking with the catholics. don't be surprised if they resurrect the spanish inquisition just for you.
ReplyDeleteI'm an equal opportunity offender!
ReplyDeleteFunny Stuff.
ReplyDeletePs - Part the red tape ! haha
Obama Akbar - hahaha :)
ReplyDeleteYou people are all idiots Obama is a GREAT president and you guys are just a bunch of boobs!:P
ReplyDeleteAnd you can 'snag' THAT stevie!!!!!
P.S. you look like ur constipated!