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Monday, September 27, 2010
Did I kill the Segway guy?
So...it seems that after I posted up my article Sunday blaming part of the Pussification of the police worldwide on things like Segway scooters and their ilk, I find out that Jimi Heselden was dead. The multi-millionaire English defense contractor who bought the company from the New Hampshire-based founders this past year had accidentally driven a new off-road version of the machine off a cliff, and his body was found in the river below with the crushed wreckage of the Segway nearby. Seems that it doesn't quite work as advertised yet.
Ain't that a bitch?
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