If you got knocked out, you must be a racist...

I'm gonna knock you out! Oprah said knock you out!

I know, I know. I'm such a racist. Oprah wants me dead. And according to the Feral Gummint I'm probably a terrorist too. Oh, well. So be it. This is partly a continuation of my previous article where Oprah wants to kill me for being white.

A couple weekends ago in a Houston suburb, about a hundred or so people gathered for a house party. During said party 2 people were killed and more than 22 were injured when gunfire broke out as rival gangs did what gangs do: ie: hoot, holler, posture, smoke weed, drink mawlt ligga, and degenerate into spraying random gunfire from an illegally-obtained handgun held sideways into a crowd of bystanders. After an arrest was made in connection, a protest press conference was thrown together, because of course rather than celebrating an arrest being made in a gang shooting the local black community would rather protest the police, led by an agitator from the New Black Panther Party calling himself Quanell X. Seriously. It's 2013 and people still feel the need to use X as a last name, rejecting their slave names...whatever.

Normally, I'd be telling you about how many black folks in Chicago were killed by their fellow black folks this weekend. There's already been 20 homicides in the Windy Murder City this month, down from last year's 38 in November but we still have a couple weekends left, and you can always count on Thanksgiving to spawn a few heated arguments over the sweet potatoes or who gets the wishbone that will end in violence. Want to track the homicides in Saint Barack and Empress Oprah's gun-controlled Democrat-ruined home town? Go here.

However, if you're looking for another den of iniquity run by a Democrat and surrounded by stupidity, look to Houston, Texas. It really comes as a bit of a surprise that a highly conservative red state like Texas and the city that gave America great conservatives like Senator Ted Cruz and talk show host Michael Berry would be chock full of Left Wing Stupidity, but Mayor Annise Parker rules by the same executive order fiats that Saint Barack uses in Washington, and Houston is further handicapped by being represented in Congress by Sheila Jackson Lee. SheJack is quite possibly the dumbest human being ever to (dis)grace the halls of Congress. Actually she doesn't represent all of Houston, just the 18th District, encompassing the inner-city areas and has done so with alarming glaring dumbness since 1995.


A waste of space, SheJack sits on the House Subcommittee on Space and Aeronautics, probably because NASA had a Mission Control in Houston before Obama took over. She actually visited NASA's Jet Propulsion Lab and asked if the Mars Rover would be able to show “the flag the astronauts planted there before”. I'm surprised she didn't ask when the Death Star would be completed.

Not only has Jackson-Lee voted against every national security measure one could think of, but she actually goes out looking for dictators to support. She invited embattled Syrian dictator Assad to speak in Texas, she urged the sale of F-16 parts to Hugo Chavez, and called for an end to economic sanctions against Saddam Hussein. She might be considered a walking security risk, if she actually knew anything of national security value. Or anything of value whatsoever. In 2010 she used vaulable time on the House floor to to celebrate the victory in Vietnam and the “two Vietnams, side by side, North and South, exchanging and working. We may not agree with all that North Vietnam is doing, but they are living in peace.” Oh, yes, we have a winner here.

During the 2011 hearings on Islamic terrorism, held by Representative Peter King (R-NY), Jackson Lee railed against them as “an effort to demonize and to castigate a whole broad base of human beings.” She then lamented that the committee was not spending its time on genuine terroristic threats: “the cold cases of the civil-rights movement,” for example. She encouraged the committee to hold hearings to determine “whether Klansmen still roam today and terrorize individuals in parts of this country.”

Jackson-Lee opposed repealing Obamacare because that would violate the Fifth Amendment’s right to Due Process. Digest that for a second, will you? An Amendment that has so little to do with Obamacare that she might as well have picked it by randomly pulling part of the Bill of Rights out of a hat. In one sentence, she proved that she has never read the Constitution and has no idea what Due Process even means.

SheJack is known far & wide for her mangling of the English language. Go here to check her outrageous list of quotes. You can't make this shit up. 

But, like most Democrats in Congress, perhaps her crowning glory is her ability to play the race card. We saw above how she turned a committee meeting on terrorism into a racist thing. She once declared on the House floor, “I stand here as a freed slave because this Congress came together.”


She used valuable House floor time to criticize what she called a "demeaning" Pepsi ad that aired during the Super Bowl. In the ad for Pepsi Max, a black woman sitting on a park bench gets angry with her husband after an attractive, white female jogger sits down next to the couple and smiles and waves at the man. After the man smiles back, his girlfriend or wife gets angry and whips her Pepsi Max can at him. The man ducks, and the can hits the attractive jogger in the head. The ad “showed a demeaning role for African American women,” she said. It was also horribly racist to show the ad during Black History Month. Please....

In 2011, Jackson Lee insinuated on the House floor that Republicans opposed raising the debt ceiling because of racism: “I am particularly sensitive to the fact that only this president,” she said, “only this one, only this one has received the kind of attacks and disagreements and inability to work. Only this one. Read between the lines. What is different about this president?” It is “because we elected the first African American president” that some states are now pushing for voter ID. I guess the fact that the Left did everything humanly possible to tie the hands of GW Bush is lost on them. They only bring his name up when it's time to blame him for everything from the economy to Katrina to the crucifixion of Jesus to the extinction of dinosaurs.

Speaking of hurricanes...She even complained that devastating natural disasters are used to promote racism, telling the Hill in 2003 that hurricane names are too “lily white” and that “all racial groups should be represented.”


About the hurricane thing, I found this on a friend's Facebook feed, quoting a friend of his:

"Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal.

I am NOT making this up!

She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in "language" that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report.

I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, that's too hard to understand!

I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says...

Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit!

Kinda sounds like something I would write, but it was so eloquent that I just had to quote it. Jackson Lee made her thoughts clear to her onetime Capitol-office executive assistant, Rhiannon Burruss, years ago: “I am a queen, and I demand to be treated like a queen.”.





Another genius of the SheJack ilk is the Mayor of Port Allen, Louisiana, DeeDee Slaughter. Much like SheJack, this corrupt Democrat can barely stitch together enough coherent words to form a sentence. That didn't stop her from blocking the town's CFO out of the municipal bank account and writing herself a check from town funds above her paycheck because she felt she needed mo' money. (The town council had not approved a raise of $20,000 that she wanted, so she took it upon herself to just take the money.)  She also charged the taxpayers $2500 so she could fly to DC and attend the Obama inauguration. She eventually fired the CFO without council approval and created such a hostile work environment that city workers did a mass exodus in droves. Oh, wait, kids....it seems that this week DeeDee was OUSTED as Mayor in a recall election. The people have spoken...



So, why am I picking on black Democrats like some evil  Tea Party white debbil? Because I refuse to feel White Guilt for Black Problems. I'm sick to damned death of whining white liberals who think it's evil and wrong to be a middle aged white man believing in capitalism. Comic and podcaster Greg Proops, who I actually do enjoy and think is a brilliantly smart & funny man, nonetheless bashes white males (of which he is one) on every podcast as being the sole reason for the problems of the world, more specifically white males of the Republican and/or Wall Street variety, because they keep women down and blacks down and every other minority on this big blue ball we call Earth. I simply refuse to feel like shit every day of my life for what happened in America before 1920 when women got the vote or 1865 when the slaves were freed.

One part of my family came to America in 1913 from Poland. Not many Poles owned slaves in America that I can recall. In fact, the Poles have been oppressed since time began. My mom came to America in 1960. Her great grandfather died in the Boer War fighting against those who later instituted apartheid. Her sweet sixteen party was canceled because of race riots in downtown DC in 1968. Don't blame me for your problems.

We need to quit blaming White America for black on black crime and quit blaming the Right for black poverty. Take some frikkin' responsibility for your own actions. It's not my fault you grew up poor. Suck it up; so did I. My teen mom and I lived with her parents, and while I could have gotten the free or reduced lunch at school, my mom instead made the necessary sacrifices like a responsible parent to keep us off the system and to make sure I had lunch money. It's not my fault your baby daddy done left. I didn't have a relationship with my father till I was damn near 40. Get over it. Quit playing the victim. Quit blaming everyone for your problems and man the hell up.

See, the media and black leaders don't want to say such harsh things. When a respected black leader tells you to handle your own affairs and be a responsible adult, like say Bill Cosby, you bash him. Or, say, Allen West, you call him an Uncle Tom. Instead, you'll listen to Spike Lee as he gives out the wrong address on Twitter so vigilantes could take out the family of George Zimmerman. Or you'll just keep on killing each other in the streets. Or, you'll play The Knockout Game.

Knockout Game, you say? Why, yes. It seems to be the latest fad where roving groups of young black thugs seek out an innocent solo victim, usually someone elderly, in many cases gay, Asian, Jewish, some sort of fellow minority but always a victim unlikely to fight back, and the gist of the game is to hit the victim so hard that they are knocked unconscious with a single blow. If still conscious, you just keep beating them until they are knocked out. Or dead.

This week the news reports started circulating about kids playing the Knockout Game who have been running into armed citizens who defended themselves and shot their attackers. Of course, the media is wanting to portray the armed citizens as the aggressors and their attackers as angelic pillars of the community, much the way Trayvon Martin was portrayed.

It's been happening in Philly, New York, Detroit, all over. But people are fighting back as well they should, and maybe once a few more thugs get wasted they might wisen up. The blamestream media has FINALLY woken up to this nationwide epidemic but I don't hear any black leaders calling for it to end. The only black leader that's spoken of it is Allen West.

Allen West. This is what a REAL black leader looks like. Scratch that. This is what an AMERICAN LEADER looks like.

But where are the Race Pimps?

 Where's Al Sharpton? Where's Jesse Jackson? Where's Oprah? Where's the fucking President?

He was instead awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the civilian equivalent to the Medal of Honor, to his homie Bill Clinton and....of course.....say it with me now....Oprah Effing Winfrey.

Hope.Change. Bullshit.