“Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”
Where is Dr Phil and Oprah?
Surely those paragons of leftist psychobabble and touchyfeely crappitude would step forward to help Charlie? Then again, McGraw does whatever Queen O tells him to do and She Who Must Be Obeyed is too busy giving away audience-loads of gifts as she starts her own network that no one wants to watch.
Where is the clergy like Al Sharpton, men of God like Jesse Jackson, great Americans healers like Jeremiah Wright? Surely they'd reach out to help a man in need? Wait....Sheen's white and that don't fly in the Leftist 'hood, even if his daddy is a Liberal icon. Can't play the Race Card and get on TV helping this guy...
Whoopi? Where are you? You have so much to say about everyone, but can you be bothered to stop saying how you're one of only 12 people in history to be an EGOT...ie: you have an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony.....more like just a giant EGO.....nah, you can't.
What about that other mouthy bastard, Bill Maher? Surely you'd reach out to help a fellow celebrity? You're so kind & generous like all Liberals, right? No...you're a sanctimonious prick.
An admitted crack user; where is Attorney General Eric Holder? Oh, yeah...he's more worried about his people...whoever the hell they are.
You know you're screwed when the only one reaching out to you is Mel Gibson...