Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Go Fluck Yourself.....

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"Without insurance coverage, contraception, as you know, can cost a woman over $3,000 during law school."
-- Sandra Fluke, "law" student, feminist, activist, left-wing fruitbat, in "testimony" at House Democrat mock hearing

So, I took it upon myself to do some investigative reporting...after all, Democrats love to think we on the right are too stupid to actually research something. So, Miz Fluke, or Fluck, or however you pronounce it, maybe I can save you some cash.

I found Ortho Tri-Cyclen lo 28-day birth control pills at birthcontrolbuzz.com for $93.00 for 6 packs. That's 186 bucks for a year if my math is right, not 3000 bucks. The more expensive Yaz 28-day was $352 for the year. One could REALLY splurge & get a year’s supply of Seasonique for just under $1100. That’s still not three grand.

At walmart.com a 36-pack of Trojans is $9.04. Her 3000 bucks can get her 331 packs, or 11, 916 condoms. In a 365 day year that allows her to have sex 32 times a day. Sounds slutty to me, but what do I know? I'm just a guy. Worse, I’m a college droput, knuckle-drag former soldier. I’m her version of the AntiChrist.

There once was a liberal named Fluck

Who thought all Republicans suck

So she sends me the bills for her birth control pills

Why should I pay so she can get fucked?


Coffeypot said...

You mean that if I by a 36 pack of condoms I can have sex 32 times a day? Later...on my way to WM.

Opus #6 said...

32 times a day? Puts seasoned professional to shame.

jay son said...

sheer mastery of the hiku on display here.

Brooke said...

Coffeypot certainly won't have time for blogging anymore! ;)

jay son said...

coffeypot better pick up some extra maxwell house and doan's pills at wally world.