Mid-week Funnies: Syria Edition

Rodeo Clowns and more Fake Racism BS

Seriously? You're joking, right? This has gotta be a prank....where's Ashton (I mean Chris) Kutcher? Are we being punked?

A rodeo clown wears an Obama mask and the entire universe falls apart? Get real, people.

Rodeo clowns have often used funny masks of political figures over the years. Just sayin'.

However, a rodeo clown has been banned from the Missouri state fair, FOR LIFE, for wearing an Obama mask. The head of the state's rodeo clown organization has resigned over the episode , and now the morons who run the fair are demanding that ALL rodeo clowns for the fair be forced to undergo sensitivity training, saying it will require that before the Missouri Rodeo Cowboy Association can take part in any future state fair, “they must provide evidence to the director of the Missouri State Fair that they have proof that all officials and subcontractors of the MRCA have successfully participated in sensitivity training.”.  And that head of the MRCA? He may lose his day job as superintendent of the Boonville School District. The district announced Monday it will ask an outside investigator to determine whether he was involved in any “inappropriate conduct” during Saturday’s bull riding event.

Seriously.

What in the hell is wrong with you people? And by YOU PEOPLE I mean blacks with a victim complex and the Democrats who eat it up.

Why is it okay for a black rodeo clown named Leon Coffee to wear a Hillary Clinton mask at rodeos and no one says a word?

Why is it okay for rich Hollywood actors to wear masks of four white presidents as they rob banks in a movie and no one cried racism?

It was perfectly fine..no, it was CELEBRATED in the liberal media whenever someone burned or hung an effigy of Bush, or even Palin....but no one called it racism.

No one said a word.

No one investigated this a-hole

Where was the DOJ?

Where's the FBI?

Where's the Secret Service? Or at least the Grammar Nazis....

HBO: "Oops, our bad..."

It's okay to bash Romney; he's a rich white guy

This guy spent his welfare check on puppet supplies?

Hang a Palin effigy under a burning McCain and call it "art".... in West Hollywood you get applause

And no one found this offensive. Gotta love the peaceful tolerant Left

 Why? Because as always, it's okay to crucify the Right and, more appropriately, do what you want against anyone white, with no repercussions, but the NAACP has to call for the DOJ, FBI and the effing Secret Service to investigate and prosecute this incident. I mean, there's no legitimate threats against this nation for them to investigate, right?

Yeah, the election nightmare happened.

I can see Sandy Victims from my golf course!!!!

I won't lie; I was absolutely destroyed by the Obamessiah getting reelected. I honestly thought America was smart enough to pull its head out of its collective ass and right the ship of state. However, the liberal maggot media and elite Hollyweird scumbags and the blatant ass-kissery by NJ Governor Chris Christie torpedoed the Romney camp.

I was so distraught Wednesday that I could barely function. My wife thought I was coming down with something. I was numb, zombie-like, sullen. Yeah, I know that sounds ludicrous and childish, like I was throwing a tantrum, but after fighting the Good Fight for four years and seeing victory waved at me like a prize, the light at the end of the proverbial tunnel, we now have another four years of strife and struggle ahead of us in our war against the forces of socialism, Marxism, Obamunism, kowtowing to Islam and the Left, of economic ruination and higher taxes, of Obamacare and the collapse of the American health system.

In other words, we're basically SCREWED and we can thank the asshats of the nation for giving it to us yet again.

How many people just blindly voted STRAIGHT TICKET? I likes me some Obama; he looks like me.... or I likes me some Obama, he gives me free shit like phones and food stamps and rent and free medical so I'll vote for him. Or Romney's a rich white guy who wants to force me to have babies and give all my money to other rich white guys. Trust me, I HAVE HEARD SHIT JUST LIKE THIS. I had a coworker admit to me he voted for Obama in 2008 because he was black. And I know people who did it again this time. I know unemployed people sucking the government tit who smoke dope all day and refuse to stop because they don't wanna pass a piss test to get another job so long as the free money is coming in and the Liberals think we're the frikkin' devil for wanting welfare recipients to pass a drug test to get their benefits. They voted for Obama, straight ticket......

In my county, the blind straight ticket voters elected a Democrat candidate for Sheriff. Now, the guy who won is a decent kid with reasonable law enforcement credentials, but his Republican opponent crushed him in the debate (a debate sparsely attended due to voter indifference) and had more support among current local law enforcement (based upon my own observations). I wonder if the welfare crowd who voted him in knew his election night party was held at the local country club on the outskirts of town while my guy had an open house with free food & drinks at the local Farmer's Market co-op building near their subsidized apartments...The previous Democrat Sheriff chose not to run again based upon his piss poor standing in the community, his department rocked by scandals including his own alleged adulterous misconduct that resulted in his own wife dragging the other woman (his secretary) across the Burger King parking lot, one of his Lieutenants being indicted for ethics violations after an FBI probe, and rampant crime problems throughout the county, and the dumb bastards elect another Democrat to replace him.

The hurricane/superstorm shredded the New York & New Jersey metro areas and they just said, "Screw it, vote wherever you can. Fax it in; we won't verify it. Write it on a cardborad box in crayon...who cares?" The below picture was from a friend on Facebook who has no idea how her vote counted or if it counted at all.

Thousands without homes or power or heat, and no one blaming FEMA like they did under Bush during Katrina even though we have the same results, and where is Obama? GOLFING.

A Sandy refugee at a cold camp in NJ

Those two idiots Akin and Mourdock with their asanine rape quotes and Broun with his religious demagoguery, is it any wonder the average American thinks the Right is populated with kooks and unfeeling robots? We lost seats in the Senate. Progressive RINO squish Scott Brown was defeated by a KNOWN LIAR. We lost Allen West in the House, a HUGE blow against Conservatism. Mia Love lost her race in Utah, another blow against us and a victory for those who think we're all white supremacists.

We get the government we deserve I guess, because the masses are ignorant and the populace does what the media tells them to do.

"A nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master and deserves one" --Alexander Hamilton

"Do not blame Caesar, blame the people of Rome who have so enthusiastically acclaimed and adored him and rejoiced in their loss of freedom and danced in his path and gave him triumphal processions...Blame the people who hail him when he speaks in the Forum of the 'new, wonderful good society' which shall now be Rome, interpreted to mean 'more money, more ease, more security, more living fatly at the expense of the industrious.'" -Marcus Tullius Cicero 

Green Energy Fails

You may recall a couple years ago that I showed you, dear readers, how to become filthy rich off of scamming people who believe in the Global Warming/Climate Change crapfest. As is the case with many of my schemes & plots, this was done tongue in cheek and drenched in snarky sarcasm. 

Sadly, though, there really was an awful lot of filthy luchre to be had by scamming the Obama Crowd and gobbling up money from the Succubus Package in phony “green” energy voodoo. They were handing out money….TAXPAYER money, pell-mell to all & sundry who claimed to be green. Billions were wasted, and I do mean literally wasted and pissed away, on companies, some of them not even American companies, who in many cases ended up BANKRUPT.

Financial woes and failures have been widespread, with vast amounts of cronyism and corruption and graft. The fact that some green energy companies are not under financial duress does not make the Feral Gubmint’s forays into venture capitalism a success. It simply means that our taxpayer dollars subsidized companies that should’ve found the financial support in the private market. However, few in the private market were willing to piss away billions for trains and windmills.

So far, at least 34 companies that were offered federal support from taxpayers are faltering — either having already gone bankrupt or heading for it and. laying off workers to stave off the inevitable. The following list includes only those companies that received federal money from the Obama Administration’s Department of Energy and other agencies. The amount of money indicated does not reflect how much was actually received or spent but rather how much was offered. The amount also does not include other state, local, and federal tax credits and subsidies, which push the amount of money these companies have received from taxpayers even higher.

Prepare to choke back your own bile.

Evergreen Solar ($25 million)*

SpectraWatt ($500,000)*

Solyndra ($535 million)*

Beacon Power ($43 million)*

Nevada Geothermal ($98.5 million)

SunPower ($1.2 billion)

First Solar ($1.46 billion)

Babcock and Brown ($178 million)

EnerDel’s subsidiary Ener1 ($118.5 million)*

Amonix ($5.9 million)

Fisker Automotive ($529 million)

Abound Solar ($400 million)*

A123 Systems ($279 million)*

Willard and Kelsey Solar Group ($700,981)*

Johnson Controls ($299 million)

Schneider Electric ($86 million)

Brightsource ($1.6 billion)

ECOtality ($126.2 million)

Raser Technologies ($33 million)*

Energy Conversion Devices ($13.3 million)*

Mountain Plaza, Inc. ($2 million)*

Olsen’s Crop Service and Olsen’s Mills Acquisition Company ($10 million)*

Range Fuels ($80 million)*

Thompson River Power ($6.5 million)*

Stirling Energy Systems ($7 million)*

Azure Dynamics ($5.4 million)*

GreenVolts ($500,000)

Vestas ($50 million)

LG Chem’s subsidiary Compact Power ($151 million)

Nordic Windpower ($16 million)*

Navistar ($39 million)

Satcon ($3 million)*

Konarka Technologies Inc. ($20 million)*

Mascoma Corp. ($100 million)

*Denotes companies that have filed for bankruptcy. 

The National Renewable Energy Lab also received $200 million in stimulus funding, but it is a government laboratory, not a private firm.

This used to be a $100,000 Fisker electric speedster. It caught fire like a Chevy Volt. When you're a rich liberal, you burn cars to stay warm...

The 2009 Succubus Package set aside $80 billion to subsidize politically preferred energy projects. Since that time, 1,900 investigations have been opened to look into stimulus waste, fraud, and abuse (although not all are linked to the green-energy funds), and nearly 600 convictions have been made. Of that $80 billion in clean energy loans, grants, and tax credits, at least 10 percent has gone to companies that have since either gone bankrupt or are circling the drain.

Bear in mind, the Obama Administration has virtually shut down offshore oil drilling in US waters, while applauding Brazil doing it and telling them we’d be their biggest customers. In fact, we paid for them to do it, lending the Brazilians over 2 BILLION dollars to go drill their oil and then sell it to us. Some of that loan money paid for US drilling rigs to leave the Gulf of Mexico for Brazil rather than sit idle.

The same Administration said no to the Keystone oil pipeline from Canada, costing us a readily available oil supply and thousands of jobs. Canada will instead sell their oil to…who else? CHINA.

The same administration said it intended to bankrupt the coal industry and that your electricity costs would necessarily skyrocket. Gasoline costs twice what it did when Obama took office.

The same administration used billions in taxpayer funds to prop up Chrysler so that it could be sold to a foreign company, Fiat, after another foreign company, Daimler, bailed out and ran. Billions and billions more were used to prop up General Motors as they tout the miserable sales of the Chevy Volt, a car so expensive that the average median income of a Volt buyer is $170,000 per year, according to General Motors CEO Dan Akerson. That high income puts the Volt’s buyers in the top 7 percent of households, according to census data, and slightly above the rankings held by households with BMWs, Lexuses or Cadillacs.The average income of BMW buyers is nearly $170,000, according to a May 2010 article in Bloomberg Business Week. Cadillac buyers earn almost $130,000, and Lexus buyers take home an average of $141,000. Only Mercedes-Benz drivers earn more than Volt drivers, an average of $174,000 per year.

Ironic that rich liberals are the only buyers…but it’s okay to be rich if you’re a Leftist.

And to add insult to injury, the Feds already give you a $7500 tax rebate to buy a Volt, and are trying to increase it to $10,000. That mammoth subsidy would cost taxpayers $100 million each year if it is approved by Congress, presuming only 10,000 new-technology autos like the Volt or the Nissan Leaf are sold each year. But the administration wants to get 1 million new-tech autos on the road by 2015. The subsidy cost of that goal could reach $10 billion.

Where the hell is that money going to come from? Oh yeah…you & me.

Hope…Change….Fail…..you have two weeks to make up your minds, America. Recovery, or Hell in a Handbasket.