Would somebody PLEASE shut this chick up?

Back on September 13th of this year, I cordially invited New York Times Liberal Mouthpiece Maureen Dowd here to South Carolina to enjoy some of our hospitality, and then to pull up her paper drawers and tear out of here, as my wife would say. That's a local Colleton County euphemism, meaning get the eff out of here.

see here: http://mojosteve.blogspot.com/2009/09/open-letter-to-maureen-dowd.html

It seems that Mo opened her cake-hole and caught my attention again today. Why oh why must she seek my full undivided attention so? A glutton for punishment she must be, and I'm sure one or two of you more religiously devout readers out there can back me up on gluttony being a deadly sin.


It seems in her December 29th rant in the New York Times, that pinnacle of fine literary fishwrap, MoDo called out the Obamessiah's Redistribution Reich for their complete failure in preventing The Great Nigerian Undie Bomber from burning his balls off on a frosty Detroit tarmac, and rightly so.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/30/opinion/30dowd.html

However...

Not content with doing the right thing, Dowd resorts to the standard Liberal fallback position, and she.....c'mon.....say it with me now......BLAMES BUSH.
She dumps on the Liberal Trifecta of Evil (W, Rumsfeld, & Cheney) and then blasts Obama, and goes full circle. She flew so far to the left that she couldn't help but see the right, and then she had to knee-jerk blame Bush, as is their wont.

How is it Bush's fault? Republicans blocked buying full-body scanners, and this was, as far as Dowd is concerned, the sole reason for any & all terrorism (wait, shit...man-caused disasters) in the world today.

She says:"Just because Republicans helped lead the ban on better technology and opposed airport security spending doesn’t mean they’ll stop Cheneying the Democrats for subverting national security."

Bitch, please. Have you seen the billions in pork products the Democrats stuffed into the latest defense bill? Scattered in amongst the $3 million for for a visitors center in San Francisco and the $23 million for indigent health care in Hawaii and
$18 million for the Edward Kennedy Policy Institute in Massachusetts, where the hell is the funding for airport scanners?

Do us all a favor. Reduce your carbon footprint & hold your breath until 2012.

An open letter to Maureen Dowd

Hi, Maureen.

I just finished reading your opinion piece in the New York Times online.
(http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/13/opinion/13dowd.html?_r=1&ref=opinion)
I don’t make it a habit to read The Times, but I was told of your piece by a friend.

I just wanted to cordially invite you down here to South Carolina so you can enjoy some of our fine Southern hospitality. After all, the Queen City of Charleston, only 45 miles from my door, is always touted worldwide as being a friendly and polite city. In fact, it was voted the most polite city in America for at least ten years in a row by USA Today. Come sample our great weather, our fine cuisine, our charming antebellum homes, our beaches, and our warm smiles.

And then, get your ass out of here and go home, and please, screw off. I mean that in the nicest way possible.

See? I didn’t even use the F-word, like I so dearly wanted to.

Is it any wonder people here don’t like Yankees? I’ve lived here for almost 9 years now and finally consider it home, and started calling my neighbors “my fellow Carolinians” instead of just “these people here”, and the locals consider me one of them now too. Madam, I was born in Washington, DC, like yourself, and most recently lived in Maine before coming to South Carolina. I have lived amongst the Yankee-est of Yankees for a goodly portion of my 40 years.

Even the White House is distancing itself from your trash. Race-baiting might get you readership amongst the Liberals in New York and Chicago and Los Angeles and San Francisco and Washington and Mecca’s Vineyard, but down here, and in the hearts of true American patriots, it gets you a fine view of our middle fingers.

You see, true American patriots, whether we be Southerners, Northerners, Midwesterners, etc aren’t calling out the Obama administration because we’re racists. Sweetheart, we’re way above such chicanery. We’re simply refusing to accept the socialization and bankrupting of America.

In nine short months, Obama and his minions have unraveled a nation that took 233 years to form. They’ve nationalized the auto industry. They’ve nationalized the banking industry. They’ve nationalized the mortgage industry. They’ve bankrupted children who won’t be born yet for a hundred years paying the trillions in bailouts and pork and graft. They’re trying to nationalize health care. They think illegal aliens are heroes. They play the race card all too often. They free terrorists from Gitmo to kill again and want to empty it completely. They continue to suck Saudi Arabia’s teat for oil rather than let us drill our own. They keep sniveling about Global Warming when it’s been proven to be a tax scam. They hide behind their Hollywood mansion gates and say the government was behind 9-11. They funnel billions to ACORN so that they can stuff ballot boxes, commit large-scale voter-registration fraud, and help people defraud the IRS and other government agencies.

And, by God, we have had enough.

The mainstream Liberal media is content to say that the crowds who gathered yesterday to protest this regime numbered barely in the tens of thousands. You make it sound like it was a small gaggle of crackpots and kooks and nothing to report about, when even the British media is reporting the crowd in DC alone to be near 2 million. Add to that peaceful 2 million the thousands upon thousands at rallies in cities across this great nation, and you don’t have an angry mob, you have a movement.

A movement to take back our country from the people you pander to.

Perhaps you owe the good people of South Carolina, and of every other state in this glorious Union, an apology yourself? We’re waiting…

Sincerely,
Mojo Steve
The Lightning Man
Sub-rural South by God Carolina.