Thursday, June 14, 2007
Still Hot For More Teacher
Recently, I blogged about the rampant episodes of teachers getting busted for having sex with their students. And here we are, a few weeks later, and another incident makes the news, this time in my own backyard, so to speak.
In Goose Creek, SC, Westview Middle School's Teacher of the Year has been arrested by police on charges she had a sexual relationship with a female student. She is also the girl's Sunday school teacher, according to an affidavit. Police charged Kanesa Hopkins, 31, with two counts each of committing a lewd act upon a child under 16 and second-degree criminal sexual conduct with a minor.
Hopkins, a seventh-grade math teacher, has been at Westview for eight years, and was selected by her peers as the school's 2007 Teacher of the Year.
So here’s your new breed of sex offender, everybody. Instead of the leering, bald, middle-aged man with thick glasses, sweaty palms, and a really bad tie, you have the sweet lady who teaches Sunday school and is selected by her peers as the best representative of their profession. And it ain’t like these chicks are ugly, either. Debra LaFavre was a hottie.
So if your kid has a great teacher who looks like Elisha Cuthbert, and he wants to stay after school a lot….be afraid. Be very afraid. When we were teens we thought the Van Halen song and video were cute and that the movie My Tutor was every kid’s dream. Little did we know that it could actually happen; just not to us. The cool shit never happened to us.