Move along, there's nothing to see here...

So, I see where the FBI has opened an investigation into JP Morgan/Chase as to how they managed to bungle things up and lose $2 Billion with a Capital B in some bad investments. Look, I can see looking things over to make sure no actual laws were broken in this colossal Charlie Foxtrot, but really, I think the Feebs have better things to do.

I mean, a couple weeks ago Governor Moonbeam Brown over in the Democratic Socialist Republic of Kalifornia announced that the people of his state were the proud owners of a $9.2 billion debt and then last week the news arrives that it's really $16 billion. Now, the Feebs are investigating a private company that lost investment money but not investigating how a state lost seven b-i-l-l-i-o-n in a week and a total of 16 billion dollars of taxpayer money?

Are the Feebs still looking into how the White House pissed away over half a billion dollars in loans to a bankrupt solar panel company (Solyndra) or countless millions lost in stimulus money to bogus green energy scams?

The United States Secret Service is inviting foreign hookers into their hotel rooms where they keep the Presidential itinerary...not just dodgy bimbo types picked up in clubs but actual I-get-paid-for-sex, Elliott Spitzer-style whores, and the Feebs have enough spare resources to look into a bank's internal affairs?

The Administration and the US Attorney General conspired to ship thousands of guns to Mexican drug cartels, promptly lost said guns and acted surprised when folks on both sides of the border started turning up DEAD. Yeah, at least one American, Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry, died because of this Operation Fast & Furious debacle. But Eric Holder still has a job, as does his boss, Super Barry.

Billions were lost by Fannie & Freddy in sub-prime mortgage disasters, but no one is looking into that, either.

In pretty much every state in the Union, dead people are voting Democrat in every election, so please tell me the Bureau is looking into it?

Um, how about the FBI investigate the New Black Panther Party? I mean, there was the voter intimidation in the '08 elections, the calls to kill Crackers, a meeting with Iranian dictator Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that was also attended by Calypso Louie Farrakhan, and the bounty placed on the head of George Zimmerman. I guess it's easier to just investigate a bank...

 

And since The First Gay/Black/Jewish/Etc President is so worried about the Trayvon Martin case, enough to claim Trayvon looked like the son he never had, is the FBI gonna get involved in that too?