Monday, October 12, 2009

Pope canonizes new saints, including Obama...



It seems that Herr Heilige Vater, Pope Benedict the....um....wait I gotta read the numerals again....16th! Yeah, Pope Benedict XVI....has canonized some new saints, among them Saint Barack Obama, despite his still being alive.



Now, in order to become a saint, ordinarily, one must have been dead at least 5 years. They also have to have performed at least two miracles. Saint Obama turned truth into lies and turned democracy into Marxism, all within 9 months.





Also miraculous is that he is mostly worshiped by atheistic Marxists and Liberal Democrats, and that his appeal has also breached the divide between Muslims and non-Muslims.....even Islamic terrorists have been known to chant Obama Akbar before having their wealth redistributed.



All hail Saint Obama, Patron Saint of Bailouts. Amen.

8 comments:

blackandgoldfan said...

Great job, Steve! Did you notice the pope looked like the evil gremlin, Stripe?

Steve: The Lightning Man said...

I thought that pic of Herr Pope was kinda funny so that's why I chose to snag it & customize it.

Nickie Goomba said...

Unfortunately, Obama was unable to part the Red Tape.

j summ said...

it wasn't enough to poke a sick in the eye of muslims, getting fatwas issued against you, now your fucking with the catholics. don't be surprised if they resurrect the spanish inquisition just for you.

Steve: The Lightning Man said...

I'm an equal opportunity offender!

The_Kid said...

Funny Stuff.

Ps - Part the red tape ! haha

Candle said...

Obama Akbar - hahaha :)

ari101 said...

You people are all idiots Obama is a GREAT president and you guys are just a bunch of boobs!:P
And you can 'snag' THAT stevie!!!!!
P.S. you look like ur constipated!