Monday, October 12, 2009
Pope canonizes new saints, including Obama...
It seems that Herr Heilige Vater, Pope Benedict the....um....wait I gotta read the numerals again....16th! Yeah, Pope Benedict XVI....has canonized some new saints, among them Saint Barack Obama, despite his still being alive.
Now, in order to become a saint, ordinarily, one must have been dead at least 5 years. They also have to have performed at least two miracles. Saint Obama turned truth into lies and turned democracy into Marxism, all within 9 months.
Also miraculous is that he is mostly worshiped by atheistic Marxists and Liberal Democrats, and that his appeal has also breached the divide between Muslims and non-Muslims.....even Islamic terrorists have been known to chant Obama Akbar before having their wealth redistributed.
All hail Saint Obama, Patron Saint of Bailouts. Amen.