Sunday, January 17, 2010

It should be painful to be stupid



Seriously. People who exhibit a marked bent for stupidity should feel excruciating pain every time they do something stupid or utter something stupid...eventually it might hurt if they think stupid thoughts. Eventually they'll either die of the pain or they'll quit being stupid.

And since there's nothing like a natural disaster to bring the stupid in front of cameras to toot their own stupid horns, Haiti is no exception.

We have Pat Robertson, noted evangelist and fountain of stupid quotes. If you've ever wondered why people rail against Christian zealots, this guy is a prime example.



He gets on TV and claims that Haiti made a pact with the Devil years ago to get out from under the French yoke, and it is this Satanic pact that is the cause of the earthquake and every other tragedy that has befallen the Haitian people.

Wow. The Devil did it. Why not? That's just as laughable and plausible as the next idiot's babblefest.

Danny Glover, another Hollywood Liberal Mouthpiece, had some rambling diatribe call-in to a show and he ensured that I'd never again fork over my hard-earned coin to see one of his films.

It seems that Glover is under the impression that global warming caused the earthquake and that additionally it was punishment for the botched Climate Scamfest in Carbonhagen.

Glover mumbled his way through his statement claiming that what happened in Haiti could happen to anywhere in the Caribbean because all these island nations are in peril because of global warming....and then went on with "When we see what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I'm sayin'?"

No, I don't see what you're saying, unless you're saying you're an idiot and that the vengeful Gaia Earth Mother Goddess has awakened to smite us all.


On one hand we have a right-wing extremist kook blaming it on his vengeful deity, and the other hand gives is a left-wing extremist kook blaming his vengeful deity.

I guess no one ever taught you two fruitbags about plate tectonics and what actually causes earthquakes?

At least these two shitheads have a spooky boogeyman to blame. NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg has nothing better to do than blame salt as the Number One Enemy of Mankind.

4 comments:

WomanHonorThyself said...

amazing what comes out of the mouths of tools eh?

cbullitt said...

I like the pain idea. Hell, with the advances in micro electronics, implanting miniature Skinner boxes into their craniums should be a breeze--just poke 'em with one of those KGB umbrellas and voila.
Then we could zap them at will--whether they say anything or not. Could be fun--twitch them out on the freeway, when shaving. Oh yeah.

Opus #6 said...

How old is Roberson. Could this be dementia? Pact w the devil? Causes earthquakes?

Although many search for supernatural causes for all manner of misfortune. Bad karma, etc. Maybe this type of reasoning protects people from feeling vulnerable. "I don't have a pact w the devil, so no way I will become an earthquake victim"

Brooke said...

I say put Pat and Danny in a cage and let them stupid it out.

Sheesh.