For the longest time I felt that Keith Olbermann was the biggest douchebag in Liberal Land, with his histrionic rants and flagrant asshattery. However, as events of the past few days have unfolded, I do believe the crown has been passed to his fellow Moron MSNBC Mouthpiece, Chris Matthews.
What a complete and utter asshole. On a network riddled with LibTards owned by a network riddled with LibTards in a city riddled with LibTards in an industry riddled with...say it with me now...LibTards....Olbermann has actually mellowed out a bit and Matthews has gotten worse. Not even seeing that idiot Rick Sanchez get the axe from CNN has tamed Matthews from spewing asanine rhetoric.
Where to begin?
He was recently found to be dick-riding David Axelrod by chiming in on Axelrod's vacuous claims that the U.S. Chamber of Commerce is a shadowy shill for big business pumping foreign money to the Republicans. Matthews sees this as the greatest economic issue of our times and thinks the Chamber is to blame for unemployment. Hey guys, what about all of Obama's shadowy money from unknown sources? What about the video of people overseas, by which I means West Bank Gaza Palestinians, making phone calls for Obama in the election campaign? The Left is destroying the economy and taking the country with it.
A couple days ago he tried to dick-ride a really inane article from The Atlantic that portrayed Rich Iott, the House Republican nominee in Ohio's 9th district, as a Nazi for being part of a World War 2 reenactor group that plays the part of a Waffen-SS unit in historical reenactments. Just because a guy owns a German uniform, you Liberal dickheads think he's a Nazi. Y'know, guys, bythat same token you must think everyone who portrays a Confederate soldier in a Civil War reenactment is a racist slave owner, huh? I own a Scottish kilt so does that make me prone to drive the English from my neighborhood screaming "FREEDOM!"? What about the fact that Iott also portrays an American soldier when reenacting certain battles and also portrays a Union soldier in Civil War reenactments? Oh, those don't count because they aren't sensational?Rich Iott, second from the right. Oh hell, there's a kilt too? Homo Erotic Scottish Nazis!!!!
And then Matthews asks if there's some sort of homo-eroticism thing going on at the reenactments. Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? Some guys get get together as part of a living history display and that makes it a gay thing? Pray tell, explain your reasoning? Besides, I thought the left was in favor of homo eroticism so why are you demonizing it? Because it conveniently serves your political agenda, that's why.
You LibTard assclowns love to lump-classify things that you cannot fathom. To you every gun owner is a murderer in waiting, every gun is an AK-47, everyone who disagrees with Obama is a racist....Hmmm.....y'know, you must think that everyone who's ever worn a German uniform is a Nazi, so then half of Hollywood is rife with Nazis to include many known Lefties:Marlon Brando must have been a Nazi. The horror! The horror!
Tom Cruise? Must be a Nazi. They were known for jumping on couches on the Russian Front.
Kenneth Branagh and Bill Nighy just HAVE to be Nazis. Love the leather trenchcoat....
James Coburn, American Army vet and.....Nazi? The irony of it all.
Ed Harris had the Right Stuff......to be a Nazi sniper.
Nothing screams "Nazi" like Clint Eastwood and Richard Burton.....
That would be Herr Obersturmbannfuhrer Voldemort to you, pal.....
Before Eric Braeden played Victor on The Young & The Restless, he worked under his given name of Hans Gudegast....seriously.
Eddie Izzard's a Nazi who sometimes performs in drag? Say it ain't so!
The Left loves Harrison Ford. Too bad he's donned German uniforms in all of the Indiana Jones films.....Star Trek proved that space is littered with Nazis, illogical as it may seem.
Before he was Gandalf, before he was Magneto, Sir Ian McKellen was...HITLER!
Sir Alec Guinness also played Hitler. "These aren't the Nazis you're looking for..."
Sir Anthony Hopkins likes his Nazis with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
And now Matthews has the cherries to say that if the recently rescued Chilean miners had been Tea Party types, they'd have died. Ass-sphincter says what?
If the trapped Chilean miners had subscribed to the tea party’s “every-man-for-himself” philosophy, “they would have been killing each other after about two days,” Matthews said on his “Hardball” show Wednesday night.
In an interview with noted Liberal scumbag AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka, Matthews foamed at the mouth against the Tea Party movement, saying its central belief is “every man for himself. …No more taxes, no more government, no more everything. No more safety net.”
“You know these people, if they were every man for himself down in that mine, they wouldn’t have gotten out,” Matthews added.
“That’s exactly right,” Trumka chimed back.
Matthews continued: “They would have been killing each other after about two days.”Really? If by "every man for himself" you mean expecting people to take personal responsibility for their actions and not relying on the government tit for sustenance, then sure, I'll give you that one. If not, bite me. And we want smaller government, not no government, unlike you who want giant government.
If the miners were Liberals, they would have rioted and looted, cried for entitlements and just rolled over when the government didn't provide for them. Liberals would tax the rescue, take over the mining company, ban all mining, sue the mining company owners they displaced, and raise taxes for green mining alternatives to preserve Mother Gaia.
You're a fetid turd, Matthews. If CNN can dump Sanchez, then maybe PMSNBC will wise up and send you packing too....but then again, given their track record.....An idiot and his idol. May they both soon be unemployed.