Showing posts with label alien queen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alien queen. Show all posts

Thursday, February 3, 2011

What the hell planet is Lady GaGa from?

Yeah, I know it's not exactly news that she dresses like a walking freakshow, and I should be grateful that she's in between albums right now and I'm not hearing her on the radio every 36 minutes. I probably shouldn't even mention her name, lest I awaken the sleeping demon.

But, y'know, sometimes I just wonder what's up with the craving for attention above & beyond the usual celebrity attention-whore needyness. Most celebrities really enjoy the limelight but this is just HEY LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!!!

She's a talented artist with rather good dance music. The beats are great, although often the lyrics are a bit goofy for me. I understand the need to create and perform and express oneself; this blog is my own stage in some ways. But dayum....tone it down a notch? After a while folks are gonna think you're a clown and a sideshow, not a serious artist.








Yeah...that's the now-infamous Meat Dress. Seriously....what the hell is wrong with you?



A dress made of Kermit the Frog dolls...I mean, really...WTF? There's no explaining this.



Maybe she's not really from here...maybe she's the Alien Queen. She came here to breed and spawn. But....who is she here to mate with?




And as a new Alien Queen, GaGa must replace an aging Queen until another comes along...