Sunday, November 24, 2013

If you got knocked out, you must be a racist...

I'm gonna knock you out! Oprah said knock you out!
I know, I know. I'm such a racist. Oprah wants me dead. And according to the Feral Gummint I'm probably a terrorist too. Oh, well. So be it. This is partly a continuation of my previous article where Oprah wants to kill me for being white.

A couple weekends ago in a Houston suburb, about a hundred or so people gathered for a house party. During said party 2 people were killed and more than 22 were injured when gunfire broke out as rival gangs did what gangs do: ie: hoot, holler, posture, smoke weed, drink mawlt ligga, and degenerate into spraying random gunfire from an illegally-obtained handgun held sideways into a crowd of bystanders. After an arrest was made in connection, a protest press conference was thrown together, because of course rather than celebrating an arrest being made in a gang shooting the local black community would rather protest the police, led by an agitator from the New Black Panther Party calling himself Quanell X. Seriously. It's 2013 and people still feel the need to use X as a last name, rejecting their slave names...whatever.

Normally, I'd be telling you about how many black folks in Chicago were killed by their fellow black folks this weekend. There's already been 20 homicides in the Windy Murder City this month, down from last year's 38 in November but we still have a couple weekends left, and you can always count on Thanksgiving to spawn a few heated arguments over the sweet potatoes or who gets the wishbone that will end in violence. Want to track the homicides in Saint Barack and Empress Oprah's gun-controlled Democrat-ruined home town? Go here.

However, if you're looking for another den of iniquity run by a Democrat and surrounded by stupidity, look to Houston, Texas. It really comes as a bit of a surprise that a highly conservative red state like Texas and the city that gave America great conservatives like Senator Ted Cruz and talk show host Michael Berry would be chock full of Left Wing Stupidity, but Mayor Annise Parker rules by the same executive order fiats that Saint Barack uses in Washington, and Houston is further handicapped by being represented in Congress by Sheila Jackson Lee. SheJack is quite possibly the dumbest human being ever to (dis)grace the halls of Congress. Actually she doesn't represent all of Houston, just the 18th District, encompassing the inner-city areas and has done so with alarming glaring dumbness since 1995.

A waste of space, SheJack sits on the House Subcommittee on Space and Aeronautics, probably because NASA had a Mission Control in Houston before Obama took over. She actually visited NASA's Jet Propulsion Lab and asked if the Mars Rover would be able to show “the flag the astronauts planted there before”. I'm surprised she didn't ask when the Death Star would be completed.

Not only has Jackson-Lee voted against every national security measure one could think of, but she actually goes out looking for dictators to support. She invited embattled Syrian dictator Assad to speak in Texas, she urged the sale of F-16 parts to Hugo Chavez, and called for an end to economic sanctions against Saddam Hussein. She might be considered a walking security risk, if she actually knew anything of national security value. Or anything of value whatsoever. In 2010 she used vaulable time on the House floor to to celebrate the victory in Vietnam and the “two Vietnams, side by side, North and South, exchanging and working. We may not agree with all that North Vietnam is doing, but they are living in peace.” Oh, yes, we have a winner here.

During the 2011 hearings on Islamic terrorism, held by Representative Peter King (R-NY), Jackson Lee railed against them as “an effort to demonize and to castigate a whole broad base of human beings.” She then lamented that the committee was not spending its time on genuine terroristic threats: “the cold cases of the civil-rights movement,” for example. She encouraged the committee to hold hearings to determine “whether Klansmen still roam today and terrorize individuals in parts of this country.”

Jackson-Lee opposed repealing Obamacare because that would violate the Fifth Amendment’s right to Due Process. Digest that for a second, will you? An Amendment that has so little to do with Obamacare that she might as well have picked it by randomly pulling part of the Bill of Rights out of a hat. In one sentence, she proved that she has never read the Constitution and has no idea what Due Process even means.

SheJack is known far & wide for her mangling of the English language. Go here to check her outrageous list of quotes. You can't make this shit up. 

But, like most Democrats in Congress, perhaps her crowning glory is her ability to play the race card. We saw above how she turned a committee meeting on terrorism into a racist thing. She once declared on the House floor, “I stand here as a freed slave because this Congress came together.”

She used valuable House floor time to criticize what she called a "demeaning" Pepsi ad that aired during the Super Bowl. In the ad for Pepsi Max, a black woman sitting on a park bench gets angry with her husband after an attractive, white female jogger sits down next to the couple and smiles and waves at the man. After the man smiles back, his girlfriend or wife gets angry and whips her Pepsi Max can at him. The man ducks, and the can hits the attractive jogger in the head. The ad “showed a demeaning role for African American women,” she said. It was also horribly racist to show the ad during Black History Month. Please....

In 2011, Jackson Lee insinuated on the House floor that Republicans opposed raising the debt ceiling because of racism: “I am particularly sensitive to the fact that only this president,” she said, “only this one, only this one has received the kind of attacks and disagreements and inability to work. Only this one. Read between the lines. What is different about this president?” It is “because we elected the first African American president” that some states are now pushing for voter ID. I guess the fact that the Left did everything humanly possible to tie the hands of GW Bush is lost on them. They only bring his name up when it's time to blame him for everything from the economy to Katrina to the crucifixion of Jesus to the extinction of dinosaurs.

Speaking of hurricanes...She even complained that devastating natural disasters are used to promote racism, telling the Hill in 2003 that hurricane names are too “lily white” and that “all racial groups should be represented.”

About the hurricane thing, I found this on a friend's Facebook feed, quoting a friend of his:
"Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal.

I am NOT making this up!

She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in "language" that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report.

I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, that's too hard to understand!

I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says...

Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit!
Kinda sounds like something I would write, but it was so eloquent that I just had to quote it. Jackson Lee made her thoughts clear to her onetime Capitol-office executive assistant, Rhiannon Burruss, years ago: “I am a queen, and I demand to be treated like a queen.”.

Another genius of the SheJack ilk is the Mayor of Port Allen, Louisiana, DeeDee Slaughter. Much like SheJack, this corrupt Democrat can barely stitch together enough coherent words to form a sentence. That didn't stop her from blocking the town's CFO out of the municipal bank account and writing herself a check from town funds above her paycheck because she felt she needed mo' money. (The town council had not approved a raise of $20,000 that she wanted, so she took it upon herself to just take the money.)  She also charged the taxpayers $2500 so she could fly to DC and attend the Obama inauguration. She eventually fired the CFO without council approval and created such a hostile work environment that city workers did a mass exodus in droves. Oh, wait, seems that this week DeeDee was OUSTED as Mayor in a recall election. The people have spoken...

So, why am I picking on black Democrats like some evil  Tea Party white debbil? Because I refuse to feel White Guilt for Black Problems. I'm sick to damned death of whining white liberals who think it's evil and wrong to be a middle aged white man believing in capitalism. Comic and podcaster Greg Proops, who I actually do enjoy and think is a brilliantly smart & funny man, nonetheless bashes white males (of which he is one) on every podcast as being the sole reason for the problems of the world, more specifically white males of the Republican and/or Wall Street variety, because they keep women down and blacks down and every other minority on this big blue ball we call Earth. I simply refuse to feel like shit every day of my life for what happened in America before 1920 when women got the vote or 1865 when the slaves were freed.

One part of my family came to America in 1913 from Poland. Not many Poles owned slaves in America that I can recall. In fact, the Poles have been oppressed since time began. My mom came to America in 1960. Her great grandfather died in the Boer War fighting against those who later instituted apartheid. Her sweet sixteen party was canceled because of race riots in downtown DC in 1968. Don't blame me for your problems.

We need to quit blaming White America for black on black crime and quit blaming the Right for black poverty. Take some frikkin' responsibility for your own actions. It's not my fault you grew up poor. Suck it up; so did I. My teen mom and I lived with her parents, and while I could have gotten the free or reduced lunch at school, my mom instead made the necessary sacrifices like a responsible parent to keep us off the system and to make sure I had lunch money. It's not my fault your baby daddy done left. I didn't have a relationship with my father till I was damn near 40. Get over it. Quit playing the victim. Quit blaming everyone for your problems and man the hell up.

See, the media and black leaders don't want to say such harsh things. When a respected black leader tells you to handle your own affairs and be a responsible adult, like say Bill Cosby, you bash him. Or, say, Allen West, you call him an Uncle Tom. Instead, you'll listen to Spike Lee as he gives out the wrong address on Twitter so vigilantes could take out the family of George Zimmerman. Or you'll just keep on killing each other in the streets. Or, you'll play The Knockout Game.

Knockout Game, you say? Why, yes. It seems to be the latest fad where roving groups of young black thugs seek out an innocent solo victim, usually someone elderly, in many cases gay, Asian, Jewish, some sort of fellow minority but always a victim unlikely to fight back, and the gist of the game is to hit the victim so hard that they are knocked unconscious with a single blow. If still conscious, you just keep beating them until they are knocked out. Or dead.

This week the news reports started circulating about kids playing the Knockout Game who have been running into armed citizens who defended themselves and shot their attackers. Of course, the media is wanting to portray the armed citizens as the aggressors and their attackers as angelic pillars of the community, much the way Trayvon Martin was portrayed.

It's been happening in Philly, New York, Detroit, all over. But people are fighting back as well they should, and maybe once a few more thugs get wasted they might wisen up. The blamestream media has FINALLY woken up to this nationwide epidemic but I don't hear any black leaders calling for it to end. The only black leader that's spoken of it is Allen West.

Allen West. This is what a REAL black leader looks like. Scratch that. This is what an AMERICAN LEADER looks like.

But where are the Race Pimps?

 Where's Al Sharpton? Where's Jesse Jackson? Where's Oprah? Where's the fucking President?

He was instead awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the civilian equivalent to the Medal of Honor, to his homie Bill Clinton and....of course.....say it with me now....Oprah Effing Winfrey.

Hope.Change. Bullshit.

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Kill Whitey: Queen Oprah calls us all Racists

Seriously, Oprah. You need to knock this crap off. No one is taking you seriously anymore. You play the Race Card now worse than Jesse Jackson, worse than Al Sharpton, worse than Jim Clyburn, and you're farther up Obama's ass than Empress Michelle Antoinette or the White House proctologist ever could hope to be. The only reason you're still on TV is you own your own network, and your boundless narcissism has you on the cover of your own magazine every month as if you've accomplished something worthy of a magazine cover every 30 days.

In the interview you just gave the BBC, you spoke of all this racism against blacks by whites (of course, because in your eyes there's no racism towards whites whatsoever) and said,  'There are still generations of people, older people, who were born and bred and marinated in it, in that prejudice and racism, and they just have to die.'

Nice. That's a beautiful sentiment. Right up there with the Kill Whitey rhetoric from the New Black Panther Party.

They hate every iota of a cracka.

You then went on to keep on parroting the Leftist Party line that all of Lord Obama's problems are because white people hate him because he's black.

Obviously. That HAS to be it. It can't have anything to do with oppressive laws, higher taxes, czars without oversight, no budgets in years, trillions in debt, a drop in our credit rating, millions out of work and on welfare & food stamps, the IRS and ACORN scandals, free phones and other gimmicks to his leech supporters, giving guns to Mexican drug cartels to kill Americans, drones over our cities, NSA spying, Americans left to die in Benghazi, a healthcare scam, or lie upon lie upon lie. It's gotta be racism.

Hope. Change. Blame Whitey.

The BBC interviewer handed her the perfect set up to blame Whitey for all of Barack's failures:

BBC: Do you think, has it ever crossed your mind that some of the treatment of Obama and the challenges he’s faced and some of the reporting he’s received is because he’s an African-American, and if he wasn’t an African-American, if he was a white guy, those wouldn’t have happened, he wouldn’t have been treated in quite the same way, he wouldn’t have to deal with quite the same confrontations?

WINFREY: Has it ever crossed my mind? It’s crossed my mind probably as many times as it’s crossed your mind. Probably it’s crossed my mind more times than it’s crossed your mind. Just the level of disrespect. When the Senator yelled out, “You’re a liar.” Remember that? Yeah, I think that there is a level of disrespect for the office that occurs, and that occurs in some cases and maybe even many cases because he’s African-American.


Again, the Honorable Representative Joe Wilson of the Great State of South Carolina (NOT a Senator, get it right) said "You lie" out of frustrated and incredulous anger, it was because the President is a liar, was lying, has always lied, and will continue to lie until they shovel dirt on his mouldering corpse. It had nothing to do with his color, you buffoon.

Holy Crap. Buckingham Palace looks like Motel 6 compared to your crib. And only a narcissist like you would use Trayvon Martin and Emmet Till to promote your own legacy.

As you sit in your Ivory Tower mansion, a black woman from some crappy Mississippi backwater village who has attained a level of fame of filthy lucre wealth greater than is attainable by 99.999% of the humans that will ever inhabit this rock, instead of using your show or your magazine or your billions to be a positive role model for race relations, you instead just play Race Pimp and promote yourself for personal gain.

Instead, people like you will continue to cry "victim" and blame white people for why blacks kill each other at a frightening rate, have kids out of wedlock at a frightening rate, populate jails at a frightening rate, mooch of the government tit at a frightening rate, instead of taking responsibility for your own actions and stopping the cycle. Maybe try voting for something other than a corrupt Chicago Democrat once in a while.

You know, the party whose members founded the KKK after they lost the Civil War?

Amazing how knowledge is power against the low-information voter base you pander to with your race-baiting. And this is why I'll never watch your lame-assed show on your lame-assed network, and why I wouldn't line a litter box with your monthly rag. For all your money and power, you're beneath me by virtue of your racism.

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Happy 238th Birthday, Devil Dogs

Today marks the 238th birthday of the United States Marine Corps, founded and formed at Tun Tavern in Philadelphia by Captain Samuel Nicholas by a resolution of the Second Continental Congress on 10 November 1775, to raise 2 battalions of Marines to serve as naval infantry.

Classmates like Chris Cunningham and Mike Dunham. Friends like Chris Hembree and Mark Heinemann and Grey Garland who call me "brother" despite being Army and not a Marine like them. Old salts like Don Ares and Mike Dunleavey who always had a ready story to share with me. Mentors like Pat Curley who always had the time for us before we signed on the dotted lines, and role models like Jeff Bohr who led from the front and gave his life for freedom thousands of miles from home.

I've had the honor of knowing many, many Marines in my lifetime and today I raise my glass to you and salute your heritage.

Marines are like the slightly crazy relative you know that will get drunk and make a scene at the family reunion, but also the one that will stand with you shoulder to shoulder in a fight no matter what.

Happy 238th Birthday, Marines! I proudly call you all Brothers. For he today that sheds his blood with me, shall always be my Brother.

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

The Joy of Being an Enemy of the State

I used to joke about being on Obama's infamous "enemies list" and I even have a graphic naming me as such right here on my blog's front page. I've also said for a few years now that if you're not on some government watch list you're not trying hard enough. I'm pretty sure they think I'm seditious and a threat to be monitored.

I mean, I meet so much of their criteria for being an enemy of the state that I may as well embrace it. I'm a middle-aged white male with a job who has never been on welfare or food stamps. I own firearms. I'm a military veteran. I believe in lower taxes and a small, unobstructive and unobtrusive central government that promotes business and the entrepreneurial spirit of capitalism instead of an oppressive, overbearing nanny state that tells me what to eat and changes history books in schools to suit their agenda. Therefore I am virtually a terrorist in their eyes, which is ironic as all hell when they actively support actual terrorists.

Their most frightening weapon against us at the moment, of course, is the Unavailable Healthcare Scam. Oh, wait, they prefer to call it the Affordable Healthcare Act, Three Lies In One. There's no Act; it's the Law now and there's no action per se because after SIX HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS and three years of "work" the website is a JOKE. It's sure as hell NOT affordable, since the promised $2500 savings in insurance premiums were 100% fallacy and fantasy and most people will be paying two to three times what they were paying before and getting FAR less. And it's not Healthcare, merely forced purchase of THEIR mandated insurances.

See, everyone in the Low Information Sheeple crowd thinks that Americans have no healthcare. This isn't the case; America has the best healthcare on the planet. That's why people from all over the world come here for treatments. From Third World slumdogs who honestly have no access to care, to First World citizens who pay taxes upwards of 80% of their income for "free" nationalized healthcare, they find a way here for the best doctors and best care in the world. I've got relatives in Canada who have hopped across the border to Buffalo rather than wait months for slipshod care from disinterested medical personnel.

That's the joke on you, Sheeple; Obamacare was never about healthcare. It doesn't provide healthcare. None whatsoever at all. It just forces you to buy insurance of their choosing or steals your paycheck as a tax/fine if you don't. It's not about healthcare; it's about REVENUE. The Democrats could care less if you die. You'll still get to vote Democrat after you're dead anyways. When you die they'll tax away your estate that you willed to family so they make money off your death. They force you to buy their insurance and make money. They fine you with taxes if you don't. They added all sorts of taxes on medical devices and then refer to toothbrushes and tampons as medical devices to take more of your money.

If this was about healthcare why weren't thousands of doctors and nurses and medical personnel hired? No, instead it was thousands of IRS agents to fine and tax you in the implementation of Total Control.

Good luck figuring THIS one out. Blow it up and embiggen it.

Supreme Leader Hussein Obama (Blessed Be His Name) point-blank lied to all of you when he said that if you like your insurance plan you could keep it and if you like your doctor you can keep him. Complete and utter lies. He said insurance premiums would drop $2500. Another lie. Instead, rates are tripling, people are getting their plans cancelled and doctors are retiring and ceasing to practice their sworn profession rather than work under Obamacare.

Of course, there's also the lie about transparency. Lord Obama stated that his would be the most transparent administration ever and that bills requiring his signature would be aired publicly for five days before becoming law, and yet we had to pass Obamacare to fine out what was in it and it grew from a ponderous and bloated 906 pages to the ungodly 10,000 page behemoth standing on our necks and crushing the life from us. The website that doesn't work cost more on a dollar per capita basis than the entire population of the United States, so with 314 million people you could have handed each of us a million dollars and had change left over, you dolts, and we could have just paid CASH for our own medical care.

 I have no children. Yet I am being forced to buy insurance with pediatric care.

I had a vasectomy six years ago. Yet I am being forced to buy insurance with maternity care.

I have never done drugs of any sort, have never smoked, and have maybe 2 beers a month. Yet I am being forced to buy insurance with substance abuse care.

Seems to me the only choice I have is how I am going to pay for other peoples' abortions and birth control and free phones and food stamps and other handouts.

But I'm an Enemy of the State. I deserve nothing but a re-education camp for my unwillingness to swear fealty to my government masters.