The Trump Media Circus

Top THAT, Vladimir Putin...

Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Donald Trump may have stepped in a pile of dookie deep enough that he may not be able to easily shake it off his loafer. Trump has made a side career out of pissing people off, ancillary to his real estate and media fortunes. He’s never been afraid to just shoot his mouth off with zero regard for the consequences, because when you have both Eff You Money and Eff Me Money, you can generally say whatever you want without fear of repercussions because what are they gonna do, fire you?

In fact, they’ve tried to fire him. The Obama Lackey Liberal Pansies at NBC opted to cancel Trump’s The Apprentice TV show, probably because no one was really even watching it and not because Trump spouted off about illegal immigrants and the number of illegals who pour in from Mexico to rape and murder our citizens. But, over the last six months, America has become the Land Of The Sissies. All we do is look for things to be offended by, and then we either attack the alleged offenders or we capitulate in the face of the attackers. But I digress.

They aren’t exactly canceling Trump’s other show, the one that people actually do watch, Celebrity Apprentice. Nooo, instead they’re just replacing him as host, and the name being bandied around the most as the new host is comedian George Lopez. Why Lopez? Not because folks were clamoring for another Lopez show. After his sitcom got canceled in 2007 after five seasons, he had a short-lived two seasons as a late night talk show host, and his newest show made a whole 10 episodes before they pulled the plug. No, Lopez is being looked at because he is Mexican-American and seen as safe, a soft and cuddly comic, the voice of Papi in Beverley Hills Chihuahua…who was quoted onstage this week saying “Fuck that Puto (whore)” in reference to Trump. Soft and cuddly indeed. Oh, hey, wait a second...puto can also mean "faggot" or "male prostitute"? Oh, snap! You don't see anyone calling Lopez out on that do you? The HuffPo kinda whispered it, but no one noticed but me.

Careful, Lopez....mess with fire and you might get burned.

 Hispanic TV network Univision has decided to drop its telecast of the Miss USA pageant (which Trump owns) and severed all other business ties to Trump on June 25. Trump has since filed a $500 million lawsuit, accusing the company of breach of contract and defamation. Trump has the money and the lawyers to bleed Univision dry in a case that could drag for years.

Ever since Trump announced his bid for the White House, seeking the GOP nomination, there has been a veritable shit storm on both sides. Why? Because Trump is a wild card, a loose cannon of sorts. He can’t be bought and can’t be controlled, and that scares the everloving shit out of both the Establishment GOP Karl Rove acolytes and the Democrat Leftists. And this is precisely what Trump wants. I used to think he was just a bloviating blowhard. Now I can't wit to see what he says next.

Disdainful Rove is disdainful

In my humble, yet correct, opinion, Trump knows he isn’t going to win the popular vote. He’s too polarizing. I don’t even think he even wants to win. No, he is in it to stay in the media spotlight (he’s been an attention whore for decades) but more importantly is the Big Picture Reason. And what would that be?

I believe, deep down, Donald John Trump, Sr. loves this country and wants to see it succeed. A rising tide floats all boats. And knowing he isn’t going to win everyone over to his side, instead he is gonna shove every problem we have into the spotlight. Trump is going to bring up and shed light on every ugly, nasty, potentially embarrassing hot potato elephant in the room issue that The Left is terrified Joe Voter will realize they have orchestrated and that the progressive jellybacks in the Establishment GOP are too spineless to address. 

 At first the Leftist Media was content to call Trump a front-runner. Why? Because they thought he was going to be a clown show who would fizzle out and embarrass the Republicans in the process, and move the mindless masses to their masters in the DNC. You see, we’re thought of as stupid by the Left and their media minions, and they tell us who the supposed frontrunners are and most of the sheeple out there believe it. They tell you who they want the frontrunners to be and too damned many times the public has wagged their tails like obedient dogs and followed along. They handpick their Donkey Party candidate and then seek out the easiest to beat, or the most pliant, weak-willed middle of the road flip flop progressive squish that they can control should the GOP win. That’s who the GOP frontrunner will be according to them. 

Problem is, we are still a year away from the deepest darkest scariest part of the race, and just under sixteen months from Election Day itself. We still need to whittle down the Clownfish Parade of GOP Wannabe candidates. It’s way too early for an honest, no-shit GOP frontrunner. Most will run out of money; not a problem for Trump. A couple will fall victim to smear campaigns; Trump doesn’t give a royal F-word about this because he is a veteran of getting smeared and likes to fire back with both barrels. A few will just fall to the wayside because they are retreads from the last election who crapped out four years ago and are doomed to crap out again due to lack of voter support, and some will just fade away due to lack of name recognition.

Like I said, provided he can keep from stepping on his wang, Trump is here for a while. He ain’t going anywhere. He is gonna bring up issue after issue and FORCE both sides to address them. While the GOP was busy sitting on their thumbs as Obeezy and Company sold us up the economic river with that craptastical trade agreement and gave Iran the Bomb while letting them flood the market with oil to fund ISIS and world terrorism, while we were holding Caitlyn Jenner’s nut sack in our clammy hands as we allowed the NAACP to begin eradicating the history of a third of America’s states because it was offensive as it patently ignores the rampant black on black crime of Democrat controlled cities, no one had the cherries to discuss the burgeoning problem of illegal immigration. No one but Trump.

That can't be comfortable in your bum.

 Trump met it head on and caused a shit storm for daring to mention the frighteningly large number of rapists and murderers that flood into our country from Meh-hee-ko. Yeah, the Latin world calls him a puto and worse, and even started marketing a Trump-faced butt plug (see above picture), and the same Latin world said exactly Jack Shit as an illegal who had been arrested and deported five times murdered Kate Steinle in the Liberal Sanctuary City of San Francisco. Where were they when the illegal from Mexico who had been deported four times killed his wife with a hammer in Laredo, Texas a couple weeks ago? Where were they when 17-year old Jamiel Shaw Jr was murdered by an illegal who had just been released from jail the night before instead of being deported? Y’know, under Obama, there’ve been over 121 murders as of last month attributed to illegals released by his administration. The Latin world, and Obeezy, has done Juan Mierda to stem the tide. 

Yeah, while America was distracted by bright shiny objects or smoke & mirrors, only one person was bringing up illegal immigration as an issue. 

As I said earlier, Trump stepped in some deep shit over the weekend as he spoke out against John McCain. I’ve read a couple different accounts of what may or may not have been said, but the basic gist is that Trump disparaged McCain for having been a POW and that he prefers people who haven’t been captured. Very poor taste in off the cuff remarks, Donald. You can list a LOT of things wrong about McCain but it’s not cool to knock him for having been a POW and making it sound like all former POWs are turds in your eyes. Dude, not cool.

You can be sure that shit just got real when the Washington Post, the second biggest liberal rag sheet after the New York Times, defends John McCain against you. Funny thing about this WaPo article, though: they bash Trump for having done draft deferment by going to college to avoid Vietnam, but isn’t that what Bill Clinton did? And isn’t Bill Clinton the very essence of what a modern progressive liberal El Presidente should be? So why is it okay for Bill Clinton to draft dodge in college but not okay for Trump? The article also chides Trump for being Ivy League, yet John Kerry went to Yale, as did Hillary, as did Bill Clinton for a while... and then there’s Harvard, where folks like the Obamas, Al Gore, and the Kennedy clan learned their vile trade. Princeton gave us She-Obama (a double-dipper), and Democrat Disasterpiece Eliot Spitzer. Dartmouth begat Former Treasury Idiot Tim Geithner and Hillary shadow Kirsten Gillibrand. Columbia? Lord Obama again (Jesus, is there an Ivy League school that he didn't smoke pot at?) and a list of notable Lefties like Erskine Bowles, Madeline Albright, George Pataki, David Paterson, FDR, Eric Holder, George Stephanopoulos, and Chelsea Clinton. So don’t pull the Ivy League bullshit, WaPo; it more than piles up on the Left.

Because Trump is kicking everyone’s ass in the polls. In fact, he could easily beat the dogsnot out of Killary the She-Beast of Benghazi and Comrade Bernie Sanders of Communist Vermont. That terrifies the Left and so they must stop Trump. That way, they can have a nice, easily managed squish more to their liking or someone they can just beat down with negative press. And the Establishment GOP is right in lock step, hand in hand with their liberal buddies in denouncing Trump because they want and need him out of the way to further themselves before they run out of money and time.

Meanwhile, instead of taking the cue from Trump and actually speaking their own platform opinions on anything Trump speaks about, the couple dozen or so GOP Wannabe candidates are either chiding Trump or staying silent. And that, my friends, is why we keep losing.

The eyes of the world are on you, Donald. Bring up every ugly nasty issue you can, while you can, and pave the way for the serious candidate who, so far, has yet to rise to the top, in part because it’s too early amongst a field that is way overpopulated and in part because the Establishment GOP progressives are doing their level best to suppress certain candidates with help from the liberal media.

In the past you have donated to the Ted Cruz war chest and he hasn't spoken out against you in the press, unlike, say Linzy Grahamnesty...whose long-standing bromance with McCain is legendary.

And a note to the rest of you GOP Wannabe types out there: start speaking up. Your silence on the recent Iran Nuke deal, the Asian trade deal, the eradication of Confederate history, illegal immigration, the teror attack on our military recruiters, and every other issue affecting us all, is being noted.





We're watching. We're waiting.

The party we really need right now...

Could Illegals Be the Next Bio-Weapons?

So.... while El Presidente Obeezy was in Texas yesterday, instead of visiting the border to see first-hand where the flood of illegals is invading the United States like a plague of locusts, he instead continued fund-raising for Leftist Democrats. He hit the photo ops instead of visiting San Antonio's Lackland Air Force Base, where some of the illegals are being housed.

You see, if El Jefe ain't on vacation or on the golf course or fund-raising, he's on TV lying about whatever the scandal du jour is. Veterans are dying in hallways, a Marine is in a Mexican jail, and Obeezy is in photo op after photo op.

This latest flood of illegals isn't a surprise to the Junta in Washington. They knew it was coming. Back in January on a government business opportunities website they were advertising for contractors to escort as many as 65,000 underaged illegals from the US-Mexico border to various relocation centers within the US.

So they were looking for these transportation companies 7 months ago. Why? Because they knew they were coming. They knew that the way the craptastical laws are here in ObeezyLand that they won't deport underaged minor children to their home countries. They knew it would be a great way to lock in the Latino vote by offering blanket amnesty.

They knew and their buddies at the UN knew. So the UN, that useless pack of leeches living high on the American tit, is now urging the US to declare this flood of humans to be refugees. Officials with the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees say they hope to see a regional agreement on refugee status Thursday when migration and interior department representatives from the U.S., Mexico, and Central America meet in Nicaragua. The group will discuss updating a 30-year-old declaration regarding the obligations nations have to aid refugees.

While such a resolution would lack any legal weight in the United States, the agency said it believes “the U.S. and Mexico should recognize that this is a refugee situation, which implies that they shouldn’t be automatically sent to their home countries but rather receive international protection.”

International Protection? So does that mean the UN or the international community is going to pony up any money to take care of these people? Of course not, because the UN firmly believes that the United States is the world's babysitter and bank. They leech in style in Manhattan and send our money worldwide.

So we're trillions in debt, and Obeezy wants Congress to somehow print up 4 billion dollars to take care of all these people magically walking here from all over Central America. I have an idea...get with Hillary Clinton and find the missing six billion her State Department lost when she was in charge and pay for it with that.

So now camps are being set up all over the southwest to take care of these new illegals ( I refuse to call them refugees. Why are these ones refugees but not anyone else who came here illegally in the past? Elian Gonzalez was ostensibly a refugee and we sent his ass packing back to Cuba. In fact, didn't Bill Clinton send him back?) The camp in Murietta, outside San Diego, is the scene of full-scale protests against the housing of illegals there. The government's response? Sending in armed agents in full riot gear to ensure the busloads of illegals get to the camp. A Congressman  was actually denied entry to the camp erected at Fort Sill in Oklahoma. Representative Jim Bridenstine (R-OK) said, “There is no excuse for denying a Federal Representative from Oklahoma access to a federal facility in Oklahoma where unaccompanied children are being held,”

Bridenstine went to Fort Sill to observe the conditions under which some 1,200 unaccompanied alien children (UAC, the new euphamism in government-speak for illegal kids) housed there are living and to find out to whom they would be released. But when he showed up at the facility, Bridenstine says he was told by a guard with a security unit which calls itself the “Brown Shirts” that he could not observe the children or their living conditions. BROWN SHIRTS? Um, yeah....Hitler had Brown Shirts too. That's just creepy as hell.

Obama Macht Frei! Heil Obama!

When the Congressman spoke to a manager and HHS official, he was told he would have to schedule a formal visit for July 21.

“Any Member of Congress should have the legal authority to visit a federal youth detention facility without waiting three weeks,” Bridenstine said in a statement.

Though unable to get inside the facility, Bridenstine described its exterior. “A new fence has been erected by HHS, completely surrounding the barracks and covered with material to totally obscure the view,” he said, adding that “every gate is chained closed. What are they trying to hide?” Bridenstine asked. “Do they not want the children to speak with Members of Congress?”

No, sir. They don't want you to see that these illegals are crawling with lice and are carrying all manner of diseases. One relief worker at Lackland has said on some of these kids you can literally see the lice crawling down their faces. They're showing up with severe cases of chicken pox and scabies and virulently resistant strains of tuberculosis. They are systematically trying to cover up this info so the American people will stay docile and not protest this invasion.

I see a bigger problem looming on the horizon. Of course I do; I see outside the box.

You see, if they knew in advance that these illegals were coming, they have to be coordinating with Mexico. And security in Mexico is as loose as a two-dollar whore. You can buy intel about Los Estados Unidos from any government official. So, there's gotta be some drug lords sending dope up with these people. They just drop it off along the way after they cross the border. Or, some drug lords take some money from a guy representing, say..... Al Qaeda and the Taliban. This guy wants to start infecting kids with various things to send across the border.

In America we've eradicated crap like tuberculosis, and until recently measles (people refusing to vaccinate their kids against measles has caused a couple recent outbreaks). We can generally handle stuff like that. With a little luck and skill we can keep stuff like typhoid/typhus and cholera from breaking out at these camps because we know how to avoid such contamination. We had an interesting scare a couple days ago  when news came out that a forgotten batch of smallpox virus was found in an old storage room at the CDC. Seems the only two places left where theres still stockpiles of smallpox virus is here at the CDC and at a place in Russia. Now THAT is a scary thought... we know how good Russian security can be at times concerning missing weapons and stuff....

But what happens when they send over a bunch of kids loaded down with Ebola, or Marburg, or some new strain of Bird Flu/SARS/MERS or some other delicious designer disease? Could enemies of America be sending living biological weapons across our border infected with things that could quickly take out an entire city? We're letting people in like it's a Black Friday sale at Best Buy and they could be loaded with Black Plague. We're housing them at American military bases.... do the math, people.

Instead of securing our borders, we're possibly letting in the very means of our own destruction.

Wake the hell up. Do something.

A return to The Sunday Comics

Some new stuff I either found along the way, or in some cases, made myself.....

Can't trust those pesky Keebler Elves...notice there's no black elves? They make crackers...RACIST ELVES!!!!

Happy Dependence Day

Here we are again kids, having just celebrated the Fourth of July in the 57 States of Obamerica, where freedom isn't free because it's taxed to death to pay for everything that allegedly is free.

On July 4th we used to celebrate our independence from England when the Declaration of Independence was adopted, and people were proud to be Americans. Nowadays if you listen closely you can hear a buzzing sound; the sound of our Founding Fathers spinning in their graves over what this country has become and is further downwardly spiraling towards because of the creatures that inhabit Washington.
                      Maybe you'd wear this lapel pin, Barry? All 57 states are on it...


We have some sort of Mutant Manchurian Candidate in the White House now, selected by nefarious powers and then elected by an ignorant populace drunk on Kool-Aid and high on bullshit.

Hey, Barry...listen up, Mister President, sir (and I rhyme that with "cur"), and have your cronies listen up too.

What the hell is wrong with you? Each day it becomes increasingly crystal clear that you are hell bent on destroying the American way of life. Why is it that you hate our country so?

You have taken over and nationalized the mortgage industry and usurped most of the banking industry in this country. You've now nationalized student loans. So if I want to buy a house or go to college, I have to ask the Feral Gummint™ like in a socialist country. You want to tax the hell out of everyone to the point of ruination so that they have to rely on the Gubmint Dole.

You and your ilk force oil companies to drill farther offshore by not opening up areas on land or inshore, and then complain when a company with a bad track record for safety, a company that gave you millions to get elected and that you had just given special waivers to, has a catastrophic accident and subsequent oil leak, you moved faster than a speeding slug to do nothing for a couple months other than to shut down drilling and keep people from helping out. You won't utilize booms and skimmers from other locations in the USA, claiming that they might be needed if another incident occurs, but hell, so much is shut down that chances of that is kinda minimal now, huh? So other countries send in stuff, and you've got them bogged down in bureaucratic bullshittery from the Coast Guard (do you have enough life jackets?) that you're keeping them from making an impact; all the while oil keeps coming. The world's largest skimmer vessel shows up and you hold them up worrying over whether the water they skim oil from and return to the gulf will have some oil left in it? Dude, less oil is better than more oil, no?

BP has botched it, with their chief off watching his yacht. You botched it, Barry, by going golfing while the Gulf got worse. It's a surreal day when our hardest working fellow in the Gulf, and one of the few who brought something to the table that works, is the guy who brought us Waterworld...

Interestingly, we also have our neighbor Cuba leasing out drilling rights to areas under its control, and thanks to Jimmy Carter's 1977 Exclusive Economic Zone agreements Cuba can let people drill 45 miles from Key West. Who holds the rights to the areas? Oil and gas companies based in Spain, Norway, India, Malaysia, Venezuela, Vietnam and Brazil. Soon you can add China and Russia to the list. I've heard tell that as many as 15 countries drill in the Gulf, and none of them but us have stopped. Your little blockage of drilling is sending the rigs from the Gulf to other countries, Barry. What should be benefiting OUR country will now benefit others. All they gotta do is pull the plug and put the rig on a ship, just like how they got it there in the first place. So in 6 months when this farce could subside, they'll all be elsewhere, drilling oil for countries that we'll have to BUY OIL FROM, YOU TWIT. Stopping drilling because of this is akin to banning driving and shutting down the interstates because of a car wreck.

Look, Barry! A sister rig to the Deepwater Horizon...on a ship! Say bye bye, now......


Now the EPA has turned over a 16-year old Texas permit program that allegedly violates the Clean Air Act, and will thusly shut down about a third of our refinery capacity. Nicely done....but the Administration's people also gave special permits and dispensations to, say it with me, BP.

Then again, you said you wanted to shut down industries like Big Oil. In the campaign you said you wanted to bankrupt the coal industry, and never one to let a good crisis go to waste, you have a couple recent coal mine disasters to use to destroy them as well.

You told US troops in Haiti, troops away from home and living in austere conditions to help that country out (while UN people live on a cruise ship that costs the UN over $72,000 a day) that they couldn't even fly the American flag, lest we look like occupiers. WTF? Dude, we're keeping those people alive while the UN shits money away to the owners of the cruise ships sent to Haiti, owners with very close ties to Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez. I'm half-surprised your geographically-challenged ass hasn't had your minions in Congre$$ declare by fiat that Haiti is the 58th state and that they all are automatically registered Democrats.

You have the balls to get in on the bandwagon to SUE the state of Arizona for passing a law that just reinforces the FEDERAL law against illegal aliens sneaking into our country. You imbecile....instead of trying to protect our borders and our jobs and our safety, instead you just want to offer blanket amnesty. You just wanna suck up to the Hispanic voters and offer amnesty, so they'll all vote for Senor Obama and say "Sí, Podemos!" like puppets.

And then you let the President of Meh-Hee-Ko address Congre$$ and let him more or less declare war on Arry-sona. His own country has immigration rules by far more Draconian than what's in the Arizona law, a law supported by the majority of Americans, including provisions that allow the Mexican police to demand your papers, unlike Arizona, which can't. And then you have him over for....MEXICAN FOOD? You moron. He can get Mexican food in Mexico, and instead of the White House Executive Chef, you bring in some celebrity chef who's been on Iron Chef, a guy who spent THOUSANDS of taxpayer dollars on rare spices? If I was the White House Executive Chef (who has also appeared on Iron Chef), I'd be insulted to no end. I figured you woulda jumped at the chance to feed Calderon some Wagyu beef garnished with collards from Michelle's garden.
Unemployment out the wazoo. Higher taxes. Crippling tax & trade. The Dow Jones teeters on collapse every few weeks and you call it a case of "fat fingers". You embrace Hugo Chavez while snubbing Benjamin Netanyahu. You sneak the Dalai Lama out into a trash-strewn alley to avoid pissing off China. You bow to anyone you meet. Your cabinet and cast of clowns & czars, and your inner circle of friends, is filled with tax cheats, communists, racists, terrorists, and general ne'r do wells.

It's clear that you are out to destroy us. And it's also perfectly clear that you must fail. Once I said that while I disliked you that I hoped you succeeded because a rising tide floats all boats and that if you failed we were screwed, but I recant that now. We're screwed unless you fail.

And as a special treat, something I wrote when you were elected.....
NOVEMBER 5th, 2008



My God. What have you people done? Yesterday marked the beginning of what will henceforth be called The Time of Great Suckage (a term I’m borrowing from author John Ringo).

Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?

This country, the nation that pioneered mass-production, first invented the airplane, first split the atom, first sent men to the moon, invented the artificial heart, was the first to reach Mars, and even mapped the human genome, sometimes can’t seem to tie its own shoes.

You do realize, of course, that when our founding fathers started this nifty little experiment called America that the Electoral College was put together to prevent what James Madison called in his Federalist Papers “the mischiefs of faction” in an electoral system?

He defined a faction as "a number of citizens whether amounting to a majority of minority of the whole, who are united and actuated by some common impulse of passion, or of interest, adverse to the rights of other citizens, or to the permanent and aggregate interests of the community". Plainly, that means we have a backstop to keep dumb asses from knee-jerk electing a complete asstard, supposedly. However…it doesn't always work.

See, they figured that the average Joe farmer in 1778 might not exactly be smart enough to not vote for, say, his own donkey. And they had a backup plan to keep that from happening. Rather than directly voting for the President, our citizens cast votes for electors. Electors are technically free to vote for anyone eligible to be President, but in practice pledge to vote for specific candidates, and voters cast ballots for favored candidates by voting for correspondingly pledged electors.

Most states allow voters to choose between statewide slates of electors pledged to vote for the presidential tickets of various parties; the ticket that receives the most votes statewide 'wins' all of the votes cast by electors from that state. U.S. presidential campaigns concentrate on winning the popular vote in a combination of states that choose a majority of the electors, rather than campaigning to win the most votes nationally.

Methinks that the esteemed college was asleep at the wheel last night…and instead allowed the popular vote of the KoolAid-drunk masses to prevail. The Chosen One, The Messiah, The Annointed One, Barack Hussein Obama, was elected by you, the people.

Hey, America…your new President wouldn’t release his college transcripts, and his thesis on Soviet Nuclear Policy mysteriously vanished from Columbia University. How do you lose your thesis? How does NO OTHER COPY exist anywhere in the atmosphere? Me thinks that The Annointed One didn’t want anyone to see just how little he really knew when it came to foreign policy. Yet, you voted for him anyways.

Your Messiah has come right out and said that he’s all about redistributing your wealth to the poor huddled masses. Those same huddled masses now feel that they no longer have to work or pay their bills because The Chosen One will magically make it all go away. Meanwhile, who the hell is paying for it? The Rest of Us are. Why the hell should anyone try to succeed any more when, if we better our financial lot, the Feral Gummint™ will just tax the hell out of you to take care of those who just want handouts? And yet, you voted for him anyways.

It was shown unequivocally that The Chosen One had spent 20 years listening to the venomous hate speeches of the Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s anti-Americanisms, and he just back-pedaled and said “Gosh, I had no idea. He never did that when I was there.” And yet, you still voted for him.

It came out that after The Chosen One wanted to know how many houses his opponent owned because his wife is loaded, that the Chosen One Himself owned a $1.65 million dollar home that was purchased in a shady deal with convicted real estate developer and political fundraiser Tony Rezko. And yet The Chosen One seemed to not know who Rezko was. I know that if I dropped over a million and a half bucks on a house, I think I’d remember who was involved. And yet, you still voted for him.

The Chosen One has the weakest, most liberal voting record in the entire Senate, which seems to be his only real experiential qualification to be President, and yet you still voted for him.

The Chosen One wants us all to have free health care, yet won’t say how it will be paid for other than with higher taxes, and this despite worldwide evidence that socialized medicine sucks by and large. Yet you still voted for him.

The Chosen One claims that there will be no new taxes, but what isn’t being said is that there will be a repealing of all the Bush tax cuts, so while they won’t be “new taxes”, they’ll just be the “old taxes” brought back. And you still voted for him.

When The Chosen One says he wants to only tax the people who make over $250K a year, bear in mind that those are the people who employ you. And if you work in a smallish company of, say, 10 employees and your employer suddenly finds his taxes going up 10 or 15 percent a year, well guess how he pays the taxes? He raises prices, cuts benefits to his employees, and has to let a couple of you go because he can’t afford you. Welcome to Unemployment, friend. And yet you still voted for him.

It came out that The Chosen One served on a community board with former 60’s radical and terrorist Bill Ayers, founder of The Weather Underground movement which set off a series of bombs at public buildings and killed a few people, and yet you voted for him.

The Chosen One claims that he’ll close Gitmo in a year and have all our troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan inside of 16 months of taking office. So, basically, he’s given Al-Q’aeda and the Taliban a timetable for when they can come back to power. All they have to do is hide in their caves for a year & a half and then wait us out, negating all the good work our troops have done and negating the sacrifices of nearly 5,000 troops who died to make that region safe for democracy. And yet you still voted for him.

It came out that The Chosen One has a questionable tie to noted Palestinian activist Rashid Khalidi, and that video of the two interacting at a 2003 farewell dinner for Khalidi is currently being suppressed by the LA Times until after The Messiah has been elected, lest the truth come out. And you still voted for him.

It came out that His Obamaness has an aunt from Kenya living as an illegal alien in government-subsidized public housing in Boston after her amnesty request was denied over four years ago. (What, no extra rooms in the Obama Mansion?) And you still voted for him.

It came out that Your Messiah has a half brother in Kenya named George who lives in a dirt-floor shack on about four dollars a month, a brother that he refuses to help as he sits in his $1.65M mansion in the Chicago burbs. He'll help all of you but won't help his own brother? And you still voted for him.

Remember that in and amongst all the crap The Chosen One spouted about “Change” without really saying what the hell that, specifically, his “Change” was, he said certain other things that you people didn’t hear over the sound of the Kool Aid being poured.
Things like:

He’ll “spread the wealth around.”
He’ll “raise taxes.”
He’ll “have a civilian police force as strong as our military”.
He’ll “cut our military”.
He’ll “bankrupt new coal plants”
He’ll make sure if his daughters “made a mistake they won’t be punished with a baby” in reference to abortion.
He voted against medical care for babies who survive botched abortions saying it would “burden the medical staff and question the woman’s original decision.”
He’ll “Look into drilling” when we need it now.
He’ll sit down one on one with the leaders of terrorist nations.
He did NOT originally condemn Russia’s invasion and aggression into Georgia. Rather, he felt both nations should come to an agreement.
He has called Jeremiah Wright a man who represents the “best the black church has to offer.”

And you still voted for him. And you've nearly elected a super-majority of Democrats into Congress. And when they FUBAR this country four years from now, they’ll blame-shift every single failure on their part solely on the previous administrations’ shoulders, telling you they need another four years to fix it all.

Oh well; we can vote him out in four years after we wake up and experience our Buyer’s Remorse. And since this election took about two years, we may as well start campaigning now. That way we’ll be prepared when we’re so far in the toilet that the Tidy-Bowl Man will have to call Roto-Rooter to come find us based on our last known position off the starboard bow.

Yes, a nation of so many accomplishments, and sometimes we can’t even tie our own shoes.